8/29/2010

Puddle Jumpin'



Grumman AA1C "Lynx"

In December 1977, right after Christmas, I was sent by my employer to Savannah, Georgia to pick up and ferry a new airplane to the flight school at Deer Valley Airport. It was a new Grumman American AA1C (a factory demonstrator), complete with pretty wheel fairings (later removed by the flight school) and a yellow and orange paint job. An AA1C is a tiny little airplane, two seats almost – with a 24 ft wingspan and a little 115 hp 4-cylinder engine. It cruises along at about 100 mph or a little faster if you don't care about fuel economy much -- and has a short range of only a couple hours of flight time – or maybe three. So this was a trip that took a little time…


I left Phoenix and flew to Indianapolis. I routed my trip in that direction deliberately – I wanted to see my Grandfather who was fighting cancer – and we all knew by then it was a fight he would not win. We visited in the airport for a few moments while I waited on my connecting flight.  It was the last time I ever saw him.


My second leg was to Atlanta and then to Savannah – both flights were memorable for one reason or another. The first was on an Eastern Airlines jet and it was the first time I ever bought first class fare. I have only ever paid for first class (air) once since. But I was expecting a first class experience and to me that mostly means “what’s for lunch.” Imagine my bitter disappointment when I discovered I was only getting a wine and cheese plate. I don’t drink wine, period, and I don’t care for cheese that much. And the folks in coach? They were getting something hot and savory, I could smell it. What the hell is wrong with this picture! I wanted to change seats…

On arrival in Atlanta, I had only a short hop remaining down to Savannah. That was my first and only flight in a DC-8, and this one was a stretch model, so I was thrilled. We climbed up and out of Atlanta like a rocket! The whole journey would have been worth it just for that one flight on the big Douglas.
 

Arriving in Savannah, I got over to the Grumman plant– I believe it was simply on another part of the airfield. I stayed the night nearby and got to Grumman to take delivery of N9603U the next morning. Most of the paperwork was already done, since Lem (my boss and mentor) had purchased many other aircraft from them before – delivery was simply a formality of me inspecting the product and signing for delivery.
Unfortunately, after taxiing all the way out to the departure end of the field to do a test flight, the magneto check was no-go. So I taxied all the way back to the Grumman facility where they “fixed” the problem by replacing some of the ignition leads (or so I thought). Their poor ethics and shoddy workmanship caused me trouble again later.


This delay cost me most of the morning and I got underway westbound at about noon. The day was sunny and while there was a little bit of haze, the visibility wasn’t too bad and I got a great view of the middle south as I plodded along. I had never been to the Deep South before, and what I saw was a rolling landscape and a few farm fields here and there. I don’t remember it as all that spectacular, but who cares, I was flying on someone else’s dollar!

I landed at Americus, Georgia for fuel, and flew on to Montgomery Alabama where I stopped for the night. Americus is Jimmy Carter’s “home airport.” They used to land Air Force One there when he was president – Plains is nearby but they have no large airport there. At any rate, President Carter wasn't visiting Plains that day anyway.


My route the first day was about 308 miles, west and then slightly northwest from Savannah. I passed south of Columbus and the airport in Montgomery (Dannelly Field) is southwest of the city. This was about 2.5 hours flying time in the little Grumman, mostly at fairly low altitude so I had a great view of the countryside. That’s part of the joy of flying in light aircraft – you are part of your surroundings, not whooshing along in a sterile environment high above them. You can smell the rivers at 3,000 feet, you can see the creeks and the fishermen, you can smell the fresh-plowed earth baking in the sun. It’s good, and pilots have a hard time explaining it sometimes -- there is a sense of freedom in flying, of exhilaration; of being more in control of your destiny than is warranted, really.


I should have pushed on that day, probably, but then again it would have been a bad idea for other reasons of which I yet had no clue. So things worked out. The next morning, I headed out to the field to get an early start. I did my planning in the airport’s pilot lounge, preflighted the airplane and started the long taxi out to the runway. This taxiway was a mile or two in length, or maybe 50. Once out there in South Bumfuzzle, I set the brakes and did my run-up… and the mags were bad again.

A light aircraft with piston engines has magnetos – these take the place of distributors and coils like automobiles of that era had – and since an airplane has redundant systems, there are two mags. The idea of course is that if one quits, you still have a second one (although at somewhat reduced efficiency) to keep you afloat. So as part of your pre-take-off routine, you make sure that both are working by switching one off and observing a small drop in engine RPMs while the other one is providing your spark. You check the left one, then both again, then the right one. The engine should run smoothly, but a little bit slower. But if a mag is bad, you get missing, coughing, sputtering, rough, unevenness, this is not good, @!*t. *&%@! This was exactly the same problem I had the day before in Savannah.

So I taxied all the way back to the hangar, shut her down and called Lem in Phoenix, who seemed to be a bit put out that I was having a problem – and acting like it was my fault somehow. But I stood my ground – I never took an aircraft aloft that I didn’t think was airworthy, and this one clearly was not. This is the difference between an unseasoned airplane driver and a pilot... With experience, lots of experience, you learn that many small problems aren't really going to kill you (unless of course they happen all at once), that you can still fly the airplane, get there, and actually walk away from the airplane. I have in many years of flying learned that with a calm, thoughtful approach, a remembrance of lessons learned and an unswerving focus on flying the airplane, even seemingly insurmountable problems can be overcome - sometimes you can accomplish the "impossible." The problem with this is that this knowledge can lead to fatal complacency occasionally (and the real trick is knowing the difference). Some of the very best aviators get caught by this mistake and crushed into bio-aluminum. Lem Cook was a consummate aviator - and my timidity as a young pilot was, I am sure, frustrating to him.  It WAS his own fault though - he was one of the aviators who taught me how to be a careful pilot -- and a perfectionist in that pursuit.

Some think I am overly-cautious and I am sure Lem Cook was thinking exactly that – but it was my neck, not his. His reaction said more about him, in my opinion, than it did me. I never cut corners (of which I was aware) when it came to safety.  Bob the Flight Instructor says… that was one reason I survived aviation when many others I have known did not; getting there was never as important as surviving the day. Even so, I recognize that a certain amount of that was luck. On those occasions when I made mistakes, luck and circumstance was ever as present as skill in getting it down shiny side up - and I tried to learn from those lessons so they were not repeated. 


Lem had me call a warranty station at a nearby field (Wetumpka Aerodrome), about 25 miles northeast of Dannelly Field. The FBO there offered to come down and get the plane, if I would fly his back (a similar AA-1C).

The fact that he was willing to fly 9603U when it was not functioning properly should have made me wonder about the airworthiness of his plane – but I went along with the plan – he flew down, and I followed him in his little buzzer as he flew mine to Wetumpka for repairs. I should note that I did inspect his aircraft very carefully before I flew it. Anyway, the repair work took the rest of the morning – and I didn’t get out of Wetumpka, Alabama until after lunch.


It turned out that the repair shop at Grumman had simply "glued" the partially disintegrated ignition leads back together and re-installed them, rather than replace them with new ones. It wasn't long (about three hours, actually) before the little Lycoming engine shook them apart again. Their neglect and incompetence was unforgivable, especially since my life depended on their work. I rarely ever encountered that kind of behavior in many years of dealing with aviation people - most of them take their jobs very seriously. Fortunately, this time things fell apart on the ground instead of in the air - so I didn't have to struggle to make it to an airport on reduced power, or land it without power in a ditch somewhere in east Mississippi. The Wetumpka hero got me back in the air with new ignition leads in about 3 hours.

By now, with a half day missed the first day, and a half day missed the 2nd day, I was an entire flying day behind where I could have been… and that made all the difference in getting home quickly or not, because weather was brewing around Dallas, as it often does that time of year. There is a perpetual low pressure area over DFW. The little plane I was flying was not an all-weather machine – it was not set up for instrument flight and neither was I (I had no instrument rating in those days). I flew from Wetumpka to Jackson, Mississippi where I stopped for fuel. To the west, storms were encroaching on my path. My plan "B" was an attempt to fly to the northwest toward Oklahoma in an end run around the north side of the rain and the low clouds involved. But I ran out of daylight before I could get the job done, landed at Texarkana and overnight things closed in on me and buttoned it down tight for visual flying (VFR, to those in the know). I spent the next three days in lovely, socked-in, wet Texarkana. Sigh.


The time in Texarkana wasn’t entirely wasted. There is a town nearby, where the legend of Bigfoot lives. I had seen a movie at a cheap drive-in called "The Legend of Boggy Creek," based on a book by a man named Smokey Crabtree (I kid you not!), who claimed to have seen a Bigfoot creature in the swamps around Fouke, Arkansas. So I rented a car and moseyed on down there. I stopped at Crabtree’s store, bought his book (sucker!) and hung around for a little while, sightseeing, looking behind bushes, etc. I never did see the “Fouke Monster.” He was probably there though – my eyesight is not that good - only 20/15 in those days. But sometimes you can’t see the trees for the forest, you know?


After three days, the weather finally threatened to leave town. I was just waiting my chance. On New Year’s Day, 1978, I stepped out the door of my deluxe room at the Motel 6 and there was a little tiny hole in the clouds above my head. I grabbed my bag, hoo-rah’d the motel’s driver, and had my big balooka and satchel delivered to the AIRPORT, whipping the horses all the way, or the driver I can’t remember which. I preflighted, planned, all in about 45 seconds and pointed the nose of that Grumman at that little itty bitty hole. I got myself about 500 feet on top of that cloud layer (or 1000, or whatever the FAA required…) and I stayed there until I was somewhere west of Wichita Falls. I don’t recommend anyone ever do what I did that day. 


I think I must’ve stopped for fuel at Wichita Falls but I cannot remember that particular stop. The rest of that day was perfect flying weather and I went all the way home in clear skies. My route for a good while was along the Red River, and there was drama unfolding beneath me somewhere. Some folks had been out hunting or fishing along the river and they had disappeared -- and I think the river was in flood stage because of the rains. The search parties, coordinated by the local sheriff, were having trouble communicating by radio because the rolling terrain was causing interference. They were smart enough (probably they had done this before) to use passing airplanes as relay stations. The Flight Service Station contacted me (I was the only one around at the time, I suppose) and I acted as a go-between for radio communications between the search parties as long as I was in range. I don’t remember even the nature of the conversations but I do remember being pretty excited about it at the time. It felt good to help. I think I even offered to circle around for a while but they apparently didn't need me further.

West of Wichita Falls, it is west Texas with all that west Texas entails. It’s long, brown, dry, kind of flat, or maybe gradually rolling Great Plains. No one much has ever settled there - in old movies they call it the Staked Plains and the "West Texas badlands." Any day flying is a good day, but that was a long afternoon… I stopped for fuel at Lubbock and then my next fuel stop was Sunland Airport on the west side of El Paso. I skirted the southeastern corner of New Mexico and flew along the face of the Guadalupe Mountains. A direct flight from Lubbock to Phoenix was not possible because of the restricted airspace over Holloman AFB and the White Sands Missile Range. You have to go around, either to the south or to the north via Albuquerque. I arrived over El Paso in late afternoon, passed by the huge fuel tanks brimming with 80/87 octane at El Paso International and landed at Sunland, where… everything including the baƱo was closed up tighter than Dick’s hatband. Oi!  It was New Year's Day after all and the airport folks were taking a holiday, I guess.


Probably the smart thing to do at that point would have been to back-track to El Paso’s BIG airport and buy fuel there. But I didn’t. I didn’t want to pay for the same air twice… so I went on toward Las Cruces. It’s only 50 more miles, right? The little Grumman doesn’t have fuel gauges – it has sight gauges. There is a clear plastic gravity tube that shows you exactly how much fuel you have left in each tank (left and right, the fuel is stored in the wing spars) – so there’s no guesswork. It isn’t an electronic measurement (or “guess”) of how much go-juice remains, it is simply a view of what is actually IN the tank. Pretty simple. And that afternoon, for that last 50 miles, it kept getting lower and lower as I watched in anxious alarm. By the time I made it to Las Cruces’ airport, west of the city along I-10, I was sweating and wishing I hadn’t pushed it quite so far. That was nearly 400 miles from my last fuel stop at Lubbock, and way farther than I ever should have tried to go in an airplane with such small fuel tanks. Occasional flawed judgment can even afflict a genius like me.

By now, it was getting late, but I had decided that this was the day I would be getting home. No more overnight stops. Flying west along I-10, I passed by Deming and Lordsburg; a direct route crosses I-10 several times along the way. I crossed I-10 for the last time at Willcox (except once more over Tucson) and flew directly west across the Rincon Mountains, skirting Davis-Monthan AFB and landing at Tucson International for my last fuel stop just after dark. I got to watch the sunset over the mountains of southern Arizona! Up to that point I hadn't done any night flying over terrain that was strange to me -- but my last couple of hours was over my own neighborhood, so to speak, so I continued on in the dark.

I remember being treated like a king at the Tucson airport. They gave me a ride to the terminal on an airport cart so I could eat, they fueled my plane and even cleaned the canopy. They were definitely a first class operation. I left Tucson and headed north along the direct route to Deer Valley airport, flying along in the dark and following the lights below on the highway that paralleled my flight path. My family all turned out to greet my arrival. I suspect they all had thought they would never see me again when I left home. Personally, I don’t see anything in cross-country light plane flight that is even as risky as an automobile road trip – but sometimes people are afraid of things they don’t understand. Like most things, flight is as safe as you make it. For sure though, it is a thinking person's game.

Overall, this was the longest light-plane flight I ever completed, about 2,000 miles, and it was a great experience. That last day out of Texarkana was the longest flight in one stretch I ever completed as a private pilot - about 11 hours of flying and 1200 miles, just about 1/3 of the time and distance Lindbergh flew when he soloed the Atlantic! This makes me appreciate what he accomplished - hell, I slept for three days after I got home! I saw our country almost coast to coast the same way Wiley Post or Amelia saw it fifty years before. My only regret is that I didn’t take my wife along to enjoy the experience. Perhaps we felt we couldn’t afford it, but we should’ve done it anyway. It would have been even better shared and that low-speed, low-altitude cross country flight, for me, was a once in a life-time experience.

The little Grumman became a workhorse trainer at Deer Valley with Professional Aviation and was finally sold to one of my former flight instructors (Ed Pierson) who rebuilt it with a 150 hp engine – this transformed it into a genuine fighter plane, a real barn-burner. While it was still at Professional, it was one of my favorites. I used to buzz around town for fun with my two-year old daughter as my companion - and it is the airplane I usually used when I flew as a traffic watch pilot for KTAR radio. I always considered it "mine." Zero-Three-Uniform and I had a lot of history together.


8/16/2010

Arizona Motorcycle Tours -- State Route 87 and the Mogollon Rim.

I've been wanting to get out for a motorcycle ride for quite some time -- and my friend Linda has a "new" bike too, and she was game...  so yesterday (08/15/10) we hit the road early (kind of) and rode up SR87 to Payson, then across the Rim to Camp Verde, and back home via I-17 super slab.  Any highway is great for motorcycle riding, but these highways are incredible (a word I do not use too often).


The Route
We left my house at 0900, and stopped long enough to check the tire pressures.  We left Paradise Valley on Shea Boulevard, and picked up the Beeline Highway (SR87) at Fountain Hills.  I wanted to get some photos of road signs for my classes (I'll slip them into the "answers" section for the signs test), so as we entered a construction area out by the Four Peaks (Mazatzal) turn-off, I anticipated the "End of Work Zone" sign and pulled off on the shoulder to snap it -- but I anticipated too soon.  It wasn't the one. 

So we took off again and I stopped long enough to get the right one about 6 miles further along!  There was no one working on Sunday though...  The ride to Payson was a series of these kinds of misadventures!

I hadn't taken the Blue Beast (a Kawasaki ZZR-1200, God's gift to horizontal rocketry) on any highways like these before -- it really wasn't a good road machine for me until I had the bar risers installed.  But since I did, I wanted to get out on it and see how comfortable it is now.  They still are not high enough, but I think I can live with it.  Any more modification would require a lot more work and customization, so I will try to live with things as they are.  I did OK yesterday so I think it will be bastante bien.

We zoomed up the Beeline!  Well, I zoomed and Linda "motored stately." The road as it winds through the Mazatzals (past Sunflower, Mt Ord and the Tonto Basin) rises and falls dramatically and the curves are wide and multi-lane.  Some of them are tighter than they look at first, but it is a good high speed road for letting the ponies loose -- as long as you don't get carried away.  Quite a few four-wheelers got in the way and interfered with my ability to ride it as fast as I really wanted to, but it wasn't too bad -- the traffic was fairly light. 

Bob's Rant #547: What is it about Americans that never get the idea that normal driving is to be done in the RIGHT-HAND LANE?  We drive like a bunch of amateurs in this country -- and the USA has always had a love affair with cars and driving.  I don't get it.  We all ought to be driving like pros out there.  My father used to say that on the Earth, there were only two commodities that were universal -- hydrogen... and stupidity.  Yup. You want to see an exhibition of that concept -- just get out there and watch how people drive!  If you are not passing someone, get the hell out of the left-hand-lane!  Savvy?  Anyway, I'd zoom ahead for a few moments, negotiating my way through the idiots, then back off and let Linda catch up, as she kept her speed constantly at a more reasonable limit. (By the way... yes, I do realize that not all of those that drive or ride slower then me are idiots! It is not illegal to drive the speed limit.)

We made pretty good time to Payson, despite my stopping occasionally to take sign photos. Linda called her sister and brother-in-law, and we met them for lunch at the Mazatzal Casino south of town.  After talking with them for quite awhile, we said our goodbyes and our next leg was north to the Tonto Natural Bridge.  We got there about 2:30 or 3:00 (or so).  When I was there a couple years back with Mom, there were javelinas milling about, nipping off the grass and luxuriating in the sun like a bunch of sluggish goats.  Yesterday, unfortunately, they were not about.  So I will toss in a photo of the ones we encountered a few years ago for your edification. 

Happy Little Piggies
Linda and I hiked down under the arch -- and then followed the Pine Creek Trail back along the canyon floor and up to the parking lots from the east side. The hike down to the arch or "bridge" is fairly easy the way we went -- and while we didn't hike all the way to the falls -- we hiked far enough under the arch that we had a great view of almost everything and nice shade to sit in and relax. 

I believe this arch is the largest known travertine arch ever discovered.  It cannot be completely appreciated from above -- despite some great viewpoints. So, I suggest taking the effort and time to hike down below and look up at it!  It is not long -- but it is a bit on the steep and difficult side if you are not in too good a shape -- as I am not


Tonto Natural Bridge
But I huffed and I puffed and I got there with only a few heavy sighs and minimal complaining otherwise. It would have been easier had I had better clothing for hiking (my jeans didn't flex or give well-enough for the extreme bending and flexing that rock-scrambling requires), although the flip-side of that is that they did protect my legs -- shins and knees -- from getting banged up. And the importance of good hiking shoes cannot be over-stressed!  I wore my motorcycle boots and that made this excursion a MISERY (and even a little bit dangerous in spots).  But we made it, and in the end I wouldn't change it (except for the pants and boots).  It was worth the effort and the discomfort.

Linda relaxes under the Bridge!
Once we got our fill of relaxing in the cool under the travertine bridge, we wanted to hike out along the "easier" and flatter Pine Creek Trail along the canyon "floor."  I mean, that sounds really GOOD, right?  Ahem.  The State Parks Dept should be FLOGGED for calling it a trail!  You know what that "trail" consists of?  It is a jumble of river rocks and boulders, along not only the floor but the SIDES of the canyon bottom, with little painted arrows on the rock faces here or there to indicate the general direction of the route. It is not a trail at ANY point along it's 1/2 to 1 mile length!  But once on it, I kind of felt committed, you know?

The problem was (except for those little yellow arrows) I wasn't really sure we were even ON a trail -- and once you are headed that way, there is no confirmation or information of ANY kind of where, exactly it is going... those little arrows might have been pointing us straight to hell as far as I knew. So we scrambled, and rock-climbed, and huffed and puffed (yes, more huffing and puffing) and just about at the point where I was really starting to doubt the plan -- Linda spotted a ribbon marker that showed where the ascent of the hillside began and we made our way up and out... with more huffing and puffing.

We walked over to the gift shop looking for cold drinks and rest rooms, bully-ragged the rangers for a few minutes, then sat outside in the breezy shade having some cold water.

By then it was closing time.  So we got ourselves together and loaded up the bikes, and headed up and out of the park.  From there, we rode north to SR260, the Crook Trail, and rode west to Camp Verde.  We got rained on for a few moments out of a sunny summer sky -- an Arizona summertime treat!  We stopped and took a break along the top of the Rim east of Camp Verde, decided our next stop would be Sunset Point, and then headed down the road to I-17 at Camp Verde. By now my southern anatomy was starting to feel the effects of a day in the saddle as well as the physical exertions of the hiking and rock-climbing, and I squirmed around on the saddle and thought about stopping and stretching. We made it down to Sunset Point though -- at just about sunset -- and relaxed there for 30 minutes or so.  Sitting on those hard concrete picnic table benches actually felt good!

Next stop was just a few miles down the road at Black Canyon City for supper -- my thought was great Amish food at Byler's -- but alas and alack, they were closed.  So we went on to Rock Springs and had a great burger there (their food is getting a little better than it was a few years ago).  There was no room for dessert and I think their pies are way over-rated anyway (so it was easy for me to decline) -- and we moseyed down I-17 in the Sunday evening heavy traffic toward Phoenix. 

I led our little procession most of the day and somewhere around New River, I lost my companion!  I checked the mirrors -- and no Linda.  So I slowed down a bit, and eventually, a motorcycle came up on my stern and maintained there -- so I thought all was well -- but it later took the off-ramp at SR74 and now I freaked out!  So I pulled off, and after what seemed like a LONG time, Linda finally caught up -- she had run out of gasoline and it took her a few moments to switch over to "reserve" and get rolling again.  We stopped at Happy Valley Road for her to fill -- and that's about where we parted company -- the remainder of my ride home was fairly quick around the loop and she went the other way toward Glendale.

Once the bike was curried and blanketed, I took myself a nice cool shower for the refreshment value -- and settled down in my chair to wind down.  I seriously thought about going out on the bike again today -- it was so much fun.

08/16/2010

8/10/2010

The most beautiful aircraft ever built.

The other day when writing about the new Boeing 787, I wrote about airplanes as art. After I wrote that, I started to think about making a top-ten most beautiful airplane list... so…these are my thoughts of the most beautiful aircraft ever to grace the skies. This list is by nature very subjective; I certainly would not expect other airplane aficionados to agree with either content or ranking...

My criteria:

Makes aviation-types light-headed just looking at it.
  • Weight proportionate to height... and span… ;)
  • Makes lift look easy.
  • Sleek
  • Graceful
  • Pretty
  • Tough (looking)
  • Curvaceous and aerodynamic
  • Makes me want to go flying right now.
I think I may sometimes confuse the concepts of beauty and lust...

Bob’s top ten most beautiful airliners

#10 Douglas DC-7C “Seven Seas:”
Sleek "classic lines" and those wicked turbo-compound engines with air scoops all over the nacelles. Very romantic in a trans-oceanic sort of way and very modern-looking for her time because of the pronounced dihedral, the tapered wings and "squared" wing-tips.  Her panel also had a clean, modern look to it.

#9 Bristol Britannia:
The Brits have designed and built some of the ugliest airplanes that ever took wing. But the Britannia wasn't one of them... she looked awesome and powerful.  She was a true, heavy-duty he-man's machine. I really love looking at photos of the big Bristol.

#8 Tupolev TU-114:
The monster Tupolev with the largest turboprop engines ever built amassed a great safety record although her main-line career was comparatively short. But the TU-114, like her sister the TU-95, just looks dangerous in a sexy-sort of way and that will suck in an aviator-type every time. You'd think she would have been quite the fuel hog with those massive contra-rotating propellers and huge engines, but she was known for better fuel economy than other early jetliners. Go figure. And she's still a beautiful machine today -- very tough-looking like the Britannia.

#7 Concorde:
Another European beauty. The sleekest of all airliners, ever, and an awesome sight on take-off with those mighty Olympus engines on afterburner.  A British Airways Concorde came to town once and I just HAD to go see it.


#6 Sud Caravelle:
This French bird was very pretty. The curves, that perfect nose, the exquisite proportion of wing to fuselage, tail to length. She was a thing of beauty both airborne and on the ground. I've only seen one, at Phoenix-Goodyear Airport in the 1980s. She was probably 15 years old at least and still looked factory-new, in glistening blue and white, and polished aluminum that looked like chrome; I just love a French lady...

#5 Boeing 727-200:
This second-generation Boeing jetliner was nearly perfect with her beautiful sweep and three-engined swept t-tail. I always loved to watch the 727's as they departed, flaps and slats deployed for extra lift. As she climbed away, silhouetted by the evening sky, the high-lift devices were raised in sequence, until only the tab-slats on the outboard wing leading edges were visible - then those too were smoothly retracted leaving a perfectly clean, knife-edged wing, as she transitioned from initial climb to cruise-climb airspeed. Beautiful symmetry, beautiful flying machine. I could watch them all day.


#4 Boeing 707-720B:
The first Boeings still hold a special place in my affections, especially the 720B. The first airliner I remember being aboard (in July 1965), I still love the onboard memory of looking out the windows and seeing turbofan engines everywhere! The 707 was an almost perfect nexxus of design, proportion, shape and purpose, but looks aside, the 707 is my favorite airliner of all time so perhaps I am moved by my biases.


#3 Martin M-130 “China Clipper:”
Ah, the lovely Martin flying boat. I almost weep whenever I see this 1935 photograph of the first "China” clipper as Captain Musick climbs her out over San Francisco Bay on her inaugural trans-Pacific flight to Manila. I love the grace of her hull and sponsons, the overhead motors and that beautiful braced tail. If I could choose one airliner to fly on today of all those gone before, it might easily be the M-130.  Alas, there are none in existence; all three were eventually lost.

 
#2 Convair 880 and 990: 
While both models of the Convair four-holer's look almost identical, the 990 was the prettier of the two with those graceful aerodynamic "speed pods" atop the trailing edges of the wings. These were the fastest subsonic airliners ever built and I can still remember the TWA "Starstream" 880’s rocketing off the Phoenix runway in a glorious cloud of black smoke -- which then marked their path with a smudge for at least 30 miles until they disappeared somewhere off to the east of town over the Superstition Mountains. They were the fighter pilot's airliner... and they have some of the prettiest lines on a big jet I have ever seen -- provided you could see them at all through all that trailing smoke... I so love the smell of burning jet fuel!

And finally, the most beautiful airliner ever built...

#1 Lockheed Constellation:



The Breitling Connie at Fairford in 2013
The graceful curves of the Super Connie are unmatched by any other. The beautiful triple tail, the upward curve of the fuselage, those round-tapered wings with the tip-tanks... Howard Hughes was definitely an airplane person, no matter what else he may have been... he has two airplanes on my lists. (And of course I know Mr. Hughes did not design the Connie, but he did have much influence over her design). Anyway, 1950's American airpower is more clearly symbolized by Connies (and DC-6s and 7s), than by anything military. Just my opinion.

Honorable Mentions

Some others that almost made the list... This shouldn't surprise anyone -- in a near-century of aircraft designing there had to be more than ten beautiful transports, right?
 
The Douglas DC-3:
On the 32nd anniversary of the Wright Brothers 1st flight, the aircraft that would revolutionize the air transport business flew for the first time. In her time, the DC-3 was a gorgeous bird and when cared for, still is, especially when she presents herself sans paint in simple polished aluminum. She kicked the fledgling airline business into the big business it became and lured the American public into the sky -- and should I see one tomorrow it would bring tears to my eyes (probably from prop wash and dust, of course). A DC-3 sitting on the ramp on her conventional gear always appears to be yearning toward the sky. Classic, classic, classic.

Vickers VC-10:
Another beautiful Brit. Never made much of a success of herself -- she was expensive to operate and maintain. But she was definitely a beautiful and tough-looking machine with all of those motors hanging on at the rear and that beautiful t-tail! British aircraft, especially the ones on my list here, just seem to exude confidence and competence.


Boeing 377 Stratoliner:
The Stratoliner was a piston behemoth whose size belied her grace. Part of her appeal was the luxury of her accommodations. While she was huge and bulbous in shape, everything seemed proportionate and cohesive. Her career was shortened by the problems and expense of those troublesome turbo-compound engines. I often think that if the age of large reciprocating aircraft engines had lasted a few more years, they'd have designed the bugs out of these complex rumblers. Who knows! I used to see the military version of this bird when the Arizona ANG flew them back in the 60s -- and I really never appreciated this ship's beauty back then. Wish I could see one now.

Boeing 747-400:
Boeing's Queen of the Skies was sublimely beautiful in 1978, and she is just as beautiful today with her exquisite grace. Every time I see one I watch her out of sight and feel like I've had a great day! How presumptuous of Airbus to even begin to think they could replace her with that monstrosity of an ugly duckling A-380. Not gonna happen, not for me anyway. (Are my biases showing?)

Douglas DC-8:
Like the 707 and the Convair 880/990, the four-engine Douglas first-generation was all symmetrical grace and loveliness. I only ever rode one once, a stretch 60 series with Delta. It was a short hop from Atlanta to Savanna, but it was awesome. The climb-out from Atlanta was nothing less-than spectacular - something like being on the Space Shuttle on launch I think -- near-vertical and noisy as hell.
 
L-188

Lockheed L-188:
The Electra was another one of those pilot's airplanes. The wings looked too short to hold those big Allison turbines and 4-bladed propellers (14,000 HP!) while still leaving any wing-area for developing any lift -- but once they got rid of the harmonic vibration problems it proved to be a great and reliable airplane. Watching an Electra fly was always a joy -- it seemed effortless and like she belonged in the air, wanted to be in the air. And even though she appeared a bit stubby, it all seemed to work together and she was a pretty aircraft in spite of herself. The advent of the jet-age shortened her service life -- it was thought that pure-jet was better than turbo-prop (which we have since decided is not always true), and the Electra was relegated to freight service in the dark before some of us were ready to see her go -- and where she served long and hard. Even today, we can occasionally see her on some lonely ramp in an out of the way place -- or her sister, the even prettier Orion at a Naval Air Station. One of my best airline memories was a flight from San Diego to Phoenix on a Western Airlines Electra in 1965, floating and banking around and among the tops of many dozens of cumulo-bumper clouds in a serene ballet! The L-188 is still one of my all-time favorites and one of my best memories in aviation.

Ilyushin IL-86 and IL-96:
The IL-86 was the first Russian jumbo, I think, and she (and the newer quieter IL-96) really is an impressive bird -- and beautiful.

Tupolev TU-134:
This little twin looked a lot like a DC-9 (at least in basic conformation) -- and in my opinion is a shade prettier than the little Douglas (which is no wallflower either). Her higher stance contributes to her good looks, and her flight deck "treatment" makes her look a little less-stubby than the similar Douglas.

Saunders-Roe SR45 Princess:
I had forgotten about this huge flying boat, the only one of her type ever built, until I saw a photo today on Airliners.net. Gargantuan ship though she was, the Princess was very beautiful. Looking somewhat like a Boeing Stratoliner fused onto the top of a (made-larger) Boeing 314 hull, and looking pretty perfect regardless, she came too late to participate in the seaplane era -- very poor timing. But the British utilized seaplanes to an even greater extent on their long-distance routes -- perhaps more than did the Americans. This is a fact not much remembered by us Americans these days and perhaps it was natural that they were late to realize the day of the mighty seaplanes had (regrettably) passed.

The 12 most beautiful aircraft ever (other than airliners)

I whipped this list off the top of my head -- there were a couple of aircraft I wanted to put on the airliners list (the Beech 18 and the PBY) -- but they aren't thought of as airliners so much, except in weird circumstances. So this list came out of wanting to talk about some of those other favorites. But even as I write these down, I can think of others whose beauty might belong among the top ten most beautiful aircraft of all time.

#12 Cessna 310/Skynight:
Every Saturday morning, I'd watch the CBS black and white television in the living room to see "Sky King" fly the "Songbird II" to the rescue! The sleek, rounded cabin and canopy and the wing tip tanks made her distinctive and the 310's high stance on her gear made her look like she was always ready to spring into the air. The C310 and the similar Skynight are both still a common sight around executive terminals. Of all the aircraft that it would be possible for me to own, this one would be a top choice.

#11 Piper Comanche:
Perfect in proportion, pretty in execution. The Comanche was one of the sweetest aircraft I ever flew -- light on the controls, sure in the air, and for her class (at 260 hp), faster than a cheerleader at a drive-in movie -- she was a joy to handle. The beautiful laminar-flow wing with a seeming forward-sweep was a particular joy (it really wasn't a forward sweep, it just looked so because of the line of the trailing edge).

 
#10 Lockheed Jetstar:
The most beautiful executive jet ever built I think, although the pretty Lear 24 was also on my mind as well as the exquisitely beautiful Dassault Falcon 10. The Jetstar was larger, and more James Bond-ish, and nearly intercontinental in range. This was another design with four engines mounted on the tail -- very tough looking. The modernized version (1970s) with Garrett 731s was even prettier I think.
Aerostar

#9 The Smith Aerostar:
Still the fastest light-piston-twin ever produced, the Aerostar looked like she was doing 600 mph just sitting on the ramp. The slender fuselage, the tight fit of her cockpit ("You don't get into the aircraft son, you put it on" - Tex Hill), the sweep of her rudder, this is another pilot's airplane. I guess that is exactly what this list is about though, isn't it? Planes I would like to have flown!  (Alas, my flying days as an aviator are over, and it is on to other pursuits.)

 
#8 Consolidated PBY Catalina:
This one is on here partly for sentimental reasons... The lovely parasol wing, the wake and waves trailing her when she's on the step... the bubble canopies at the waist... a prettier amphib was never built. It is evocative of some of Anthony Fokker's work with fully-cantilevered airfoils back in WWI days (the Fokker D-VIII comes to mind). What a lovely sight she must have been to those downed aviators, lost at sea during the war, when she arrived to rescue them from those vast expanses of ocean.

 
#7 Convair B-36 Peacemaker:
The B-36 was unquestionably a beautiful giant. Part of it is the slight, beautiful sweep of those massive wings and the many, many motors. She has simple looks and lines and I think that is a plus in her case. I remember B-36's passing overhead when I was a boy. The propellers were so large that you could hear her coming from 50 miles away -- they just throbbed and I am convinced I could hear individual prop blades beating the air. While she was huge -- her simple lines were trim and sleek in proportion. The bubble canopy added to her mystique and made her look wicked. She was simply awesome and (for an American bomber) nothing has ever matched her in that way since -- only the B-52 (and to a lesser extent, the B-47) have ever come close.

 
#6 Martin B-26 Marauder:
Sleek and fast, did her job and forced her pilot to be on his toes (and with a nod toward those wonderful WASP's, "her" toes as well!). No good pilot could resent that. While the Marauder was a challenge to fly well, and dangerous if you didn't fly her well, Glenn Martin made her very, very pretty at the same time, with that exquisite streamlining and the upswept stabilizers; so if a pilot died, he at least died happy and in a plane that he wanted to be seen in!

 
#5 Beech Model 18 Twin: Another Beech design where everything works together to look perfect. The Model 18 out-Electra'd the early Electras (thinking here of the Model 10 like Amelia Earhart flew, not the L-188) -- and this is another aircraft that seemed to jump at the chance to go flying. Those big round motors and that double-ruddered tail -- everything worked toward the good of the whole! I second-seated on a D-18 a couple times on some sky-diving runs back in the 70s; what a lovely machine she was – those were red-letter days. There are still lots of these flying around. Not enough, of course, but a fairly frequent pleasure for me. This is one of those aircraft whose distinctive sound tells me what she is before I ever look up.

#4 Convair B-58 Hustler: Can a bomber be beautiful? Yes, Virginia, she can. The B-58 was all the future and looked like Star Wars before George Lucas was out of short pants. There was just something about a Convair I guess...

Jim Wright and his Serial No. 2  H-1 Racer

#3 Hughes H-1 Racer: Sleek, beautiful, powerful... A few years ago Mr. Jim Wright built this almost-exact replica of the H-1.  It was exact enough that the FAA awarded it H-1 Serial Number 2.  Seeing it fly was about as close to the mile-high club as most sane pilots ever get; seeing Jim Wright fly his beautiful, beautiful aircraft was like being transported back in time to the golden age of American aviation. The aviation community lost him and the aircraft in a Wyoming crash while they were flying home from Oshkosh in 2003, reportedly when a counter-balance on the H-1's troublesome prop failed. So the only one we can see now is the original, in the National Aerospace Museum; and Mr. Wright flying his in this picture, of course. In Memoriam for Mr. Jim Wright.

#2 P-51 Mustang:
The 51 is still a gorgeous machine -- and the sound of a Merlin winding up for take-off makes me weak in the knees. Watching a Mustang on a high-performance upwind is like watching a homesick angel.  Thrown together in a hurry in the heat of a war, North American’s designers pumped out a classic beauty.


Staggerwing!
#1 Beech Model 17 Staggerwing: The 1930s oilman's personal flying machine is probably the most graceful and sublimely beautiful aircraft of all time.

Then there was the lovely Lockheed P-38, the Bell P-39 and the DeHavilland Mosquito and beautifully handsome DH-C Beaver... Maybe I should create a list of the top 100 most beautiful aircraft of all time?

Then... we could talk about the Lockheed Vega and Sirius, the beautiful Beech Debby, the sleek Fokker D-VIII, the capable-looking Cessna 195, Kurt Tank's FW-190 and North American's F-86 and F-100. We could mention the Dornier 328. Then there's the Windecker Eagle, the Bellanca Skyrocket, any one of a number of different Wacos or Great Lakes... even the Ford Tri-Motor was pretty in a paleolithic sort of way... sigh.  Oh wait! What about the incomparable Supermarine Spitfire with her elliptical wing... the Lockheed C-141 Starlifter... Oh well, I give up

8/08/2010

Moseying amongst the red rocks

Grand Staircase-Escalante Natl Monument
Sitting beside the roadway, on the Capitol Reef National Park scenic drive, I watch a play of sunlight on the multicolored but mostly-some-shade-of-orange-red-or-charcoal rocks, as it highlights the visible sedimentary layers. The layers themselves I can imagine looking like this forever; their presence measures the years of geologic time, a rock cadence of eras.

The rangers say that most of these layers, long buried but later exposed when the “reef” thrust itself up into the sky eons ago, were witness to the dinosaurs. That means the dinosaurs were here – alive on the earth – for a very long time. The fact they are now gone leaves us with the impression that they weren’t successful here, but these rocks say otherwise. We homo-sapien-sapiens should survive as long.

The shadows of the afternoon clouds create a drama of alternating dark and sunlight on the rocks towering over my head and stretching off into the distance. The “Capitol Reef” (or Waterpocket Fold) is over 100 miles long. On an NPS informational plaque I learn that early prospectors were often former seamen and with their nautical frame of reference, they called any landform impediment to their passage a “reef.” In this case, the light grey or white Navajo Sandstone formations that intermittently cap the reef have eroded into the shape of domes (like the Capitol dome in Washington, D.C.) – hence “Capitol Reef.”

The Capitol Reef

I often find myself giving advice to other travelers on how they can get through many miles on a road trip, as if driving were the point instead of the means. I do this myself. My natural inclination is to drive -- I love to drive -- as far as I can in an allotted span of days. On this day, the fact that I am sitting beside the road in Utah soaking up this view is the result of several unwanted, but afterward deemed fortuitous, errors.

First, this was supposed to be a motorcycle ride; instead, I am traveling in a pick-up. My motorcycle is being held hostage by a mechanic who failed to order a part which is now being “shipped” from somewhere far away. Second, my first road trip day began in a too-leisurely way; I didn’t get on my way from Phoenix until noon. Then, I discovered that a portion of my first day’s route was a graded dirt road, 46 miles long. It was a road I was not willing to forego and which took almost three hours to navigate (to see the Grosvenor Double-Arch). Therefore, I arrived at my destination in Torrey, Utah, very late -- ending any possibility of exploring Capitol Reef National Park that evening. This snowballed into further delay the next day.
Grosvenor Arch

The next morning, over breakfast at the Capitol Reef Inn in Torrey, I consider my options. I had had plans for this day, but I had driven State Route 12 the evening before in the dark. SR12 is a magnificent road, worth seeing. Built by the Civilian Conservation Corps in the 1930s, it connected the then still isolated town of Boulder to the world, via the "hog-back" -- a ridged escarpment with stunning drop-offs and scenery on both sides -- you drive atop the "spine" of the hog's back with hair-raising precipices on both sides.

Continuing on according to the original plan and driving through some combination of the San Rafael Swell (or Reef), Arches National Park, Canyonlands National Park, Valley of the Gods, Natural Bridges State Park and Monument Valley meant I would miss the scenic beauty of State Route 12 and the hog-back in daylight, plus I’d be assured not to see any of those other places either; those that I could get through at all in one day would be nothing but a blur at seventy miles per hour or more.

Instead, I decide, I will take my time at Capitol Reef, and then retrace my route and “mosey” back down SR12 through the Grand Staircase/Escalante National Monument. I will perhaps see a little of Bryce Canyon National Park at sunset before heading south to Kanab for the night. Remembering earlier very pleasant experiences with moseying, I toss the original high speed plan and choose moseying for this day.

Near Park Headquarters

So I sit beside the road soaking up this place. This is a luxury. I recommend doing this solo if you can. It is a brilliant thing to be alone with your thoughts in a place like this, where the grandeur of creation wraps around you with tangible warmth. I have spent the past several hours on a round trip of a mere ten and a half miles of National Park Service roadway. The rest of the plan can wait, even the abbreviated one I have settled on for today. I drive a little. I stop to take a photo or two. I write some. I stay a little longer. I pick fresh fruit off the orchard trees within the Park. I won’t make it to Bryce Canyon today.

Robert Schaller
Summer, 2005