11/11/2015

Veterans Day, 2015

It is Veterans Day. Each year on this day, as well as on the more "general" Memorial Day in May, I reflect on the sacrifices of those who fought our wars.  I see all the flag-waving, jingoism, and national fervor of the blinded and the unwashed. What good has that ever done us?  Any of us, except maybe the arms-dealers?  I wish we would all stop to think for a moment about the real fruit of mindless, drum-beating, arrogant patriotism.

I don't know of any common, everyday soldier or sailor who ever wanted to go to war, except the crazy ones. Yet, as a nation we beat the drum and wave the flag every time there is a disagreement of some sort with other nations.  I know that in some cases, we had no choice but to fight; I am thinking about WWII in particular.  There is also something very righteous about opposing tyrants and fighting for the rights and lives of others.

But the United States, in the face of our claim to be a peace-loving people, has gone to war perhaps more times than any empire in the history of the world. I think it could be proven that we are, or have been, the most warlike people ever to live on the Earth - in written-historical times anyway; thought-provoking books attempting to make that point have been published. We remain today more than ready to coerce other nations to do our will by force.

This year, I tallied up the human cost of our ferocity, as best I could.  I included both our casualties (just deaths) and those of the nations we have fought, as accurately as I could discern it. In the major wars we have fought -- the ones we typically think of when the subject is discussed, beginning with the American Civil War, the United States (and it's allies where that was a factor) have lost approximately 1,354,700 military personnel killed fighting "for their country and freedom."  If you add in those of other nations whom we opposed, the total numbers are well-over 43,480,000 killed. 

Forty-three and a half million human lives. These figures do not include the many millions of civilians killed in these same conflicts -- collateral damage, as it were - often innocent people who just got in the way.  I was not even able to begin to estimate the total numbers who have been wounded. Often those wounds never heal. 

These are just the major conflicts we have been involved in, 1861 to the present.  Think about how many wars we fought even before that. Think about all the other wars that the US was not a party to. Some of those U.S. wars were unnecessary, unwarranted, immoral.  

These numbers are a fraction of the real total -- and they are only the ones we have a connection to, where our people were committed. Among those lost, is it not possible that the person who had the talent and brains to formulate a cure for cancer, or some other human misery or problem was among them?  Human beings are such idiots, generally speaking, and I don't see that the problem is being improved upon.

My thought has often been that when old men start wars, it ought to be those same old men who should go fight them - and die.  Pretty soon, maybe the willingness to start wars would diminish, maybe even disappear; we could breed it out of our gene pool.

I have become a conscientious objector, a newly-minted pacifist. This is kind of odd for someone who was a rather active "hawk" and very military-minded in his younger days. But it is true that many of us are softened by our life-experiences, and by reflection on what the meaning of life truly is. 

I met and talked with Barry Goldwater a couple of times, once when I was a student at university and we had lunch with him -- and I was surprised by how conciliatory and mellowed he had become since his presidential run and senate service, years before. His attitude and words were very plainly "live and let live" on many topics the politicians and citizenry are willing to rip our nation apart about today.  So I am not alone -- I have such illustrious company as the most conservative American conservative of his time.

Be that as it may, I think Gandhi was very plainly right. I also think humankind is a thick and stupid race. I don't think we should play those games anymore. If you believe your God really exists, you have to know there will be a reckoning for our hardened hearts on that last "gettin' up morning." [Matthew 7:3].

This essay is dedicated to my son, who has done more than his share in the service of this country and may suffer from the experience the remainder of his life.

8/20/2015

Remembering Ron Delong

Rolland E. Delong
Ron Delong, who passed away last week, was one of the school owners I met when I became a defensive driving class monitor back in 1992.  As a program monitor, many of the school people considered me the enemy; government “administrators” have a well-deserved reputation for being idiots and not having a clue what makes business “work.”  I’m sure Ron felt that way too. 

He was prone to jumping to conclusions before he understood something – the Court would pass a new rule about something, and while many of the school owners would just sit back and grumble privately, Ron Delong would be on the phone that day.  “What are you doing, what does this mean, are you going to do this, that or the other… Are you crazy?"  Then, usually, once he understood what the results would be, he’d calm down and if not make peace with it, he’d figure out what to do, how to make it work. But those first few moments when "the volcano" went off were always very exciting!

The other day when I heard his son say that Ron lived life at 100 mph (both literally and figuratively), I thought of those first encounters with him and his “temper.”  Ron’s son was talking about the way he lived – his joy for living and his lifestyle – but all of those other things went right along with that. It was still the same way as the years went by – but as those passed, I became friends with Ron probably more than with any other school staff. 

He treated me like a brother.  I stayed in his home when I went to Kingman to monitor, or to visit the school office. We ate meals together (the first time I ever had the pleasure of eating at The Gourmet Room at the Riverside was with Ron).  He taught me a lot of what I know about shooting and marksmanship.  We went to Laughlin together and hung out at the Riverside together (he liked a card game).  Ron was friends with Don Laughlin – and told stories of teaching private defensive driving classes for him in the penthouse offices on the top of the hotel.

Ron was a long time law enforcement officer, from a family of law enforcement officers – many generations worth.  Many of his stories were about those times of course – and his job as a drug crimes investigator for the Arizona Department of Public Safety.  Ron had put many criminals behind bars in his career and he often worried that some of them held grudges about that – he was very careful of his safety as he went about his "retired" life, and he was never far from a weapon with which to protect himself if the need arose - and I had to get used to finding weapons in the strangest places around his home.  He thought some of those bad guys might “look him up” sometime.  This is one of the outcomes of a career in law enforcement I think a lot of folks don’t think about.


Ron apparently went about his Highway Patrol duties with a fair amount of zest.  I recently read a book about the Highway Patrol written by Paul Palmer, a retired Patrolman and originally a dispatcher.  One of Palmer's recollections of Ron was that when he checked in for duty, you knew you were going to have an "interesting shift."


I believe it was Ron’s grandfather (and grandmother) who had once arrested John Dillinger – and took him home for supper.  Ron had a photo of Dillinger, taken on the “porch” with his grandfather – and his grandmother peering through the screen door from behind them.  I never would have believed it if I hadn’t seen the photo.  The story about John Dillinger was one of his favorites.

One of my own favorites had to do with something that Ron got into trouble with – in a defensive driving class.  I was monitoring his class, and he and I had been yucking it up and having some fun all day.  But I was sitting in the back, watching and listening, and Ron was moving around the classroom and talking to the students.  And without saying much, he handed a small package (about the size of a package of seeds) to a male student – a rather noisy and troublesome male student.  The package contained “Rattlesnake Eggs.”  If you’ve never seen them, they are a practical joke item that consists of a small bowed wire "frame" with a rubber band across the open end (like a sling-shot), and on the rubber band suspended between the arms of the frame, a metal washer.  You wind the washer up on the rubber band, and slip the assembled device into the paper package, so the washer is held tight and immobile within the confines of the envelope.  On the outside, the packaging advises the holder to be careful, the package contains rattlesnake eggs, and not to let the package get too warm (the implication is that the eggs might hatch).  When the unsuspecting person opens the envelope, the washer is released and spins inside the paper package, buzzing loudly as it unwinds and scaring bejeesus out of the victim.

In this case, either the student (the intended victim) had seen it before and didn’t want to be victimized again, or perhaps he was just indifferent or not-curious enough to look inside, so he handed the package unopened to a little old lady sitting beside him.  And she opened the rattlesnake eggs.  She almost wet herself, and pandemonium ensued.  Later, in my best sanctimonious official puffed-up bureaucratic voice, I advised Ron (probably through tears of laughter) that it was not a good idea to bring rattlesnake eggs to a defensive driving classroom.  We were both lucky she didn’t die of a heart attack right there.  Unintended consequences can be devastating.

During my years at the Court I was not permitted to teach defensive driving classes.  When I retired, having seen hundreds of different approaches to teaching the topic, it was Ron’s approach to it more than any other that I emulated in getting back into the classroom with defensive driving students.  Most defensive driving instructors teach a review of “traffic laws” – and really do very little with the nuts and bolts of defensive driving itself.  Ron taught practical defensive driving.  His class was built around a framework of the different types of wrecks he’d seen in his career – and exactly how a person could avoid getting involved in them.  It was real world and I believe his class was one of the best I’ve seen in that regard.  His students could go out the door with a better ability to stay safe on the roads if they listened and learned from him.  I learned from his example, and I still teach my classes using that same approach.

Ron Delong is one of my best memories of my years working with the Defensive Driving Program.  He was honest and as straightforward as you can get.  He was a good friend, the type of person that does anything for you if he can help, whether you’re talking about the community at large or on a personal level.  Ron Delong made a difference in his world. He truly did live life at 100 mph – or faster.   I loved him, I will miss him; he is gone too soon.  I was fortunate to know him. He was my friend.

7/23/2015

Commentary on Current Events


- Donald Trump is an ass.

- By and large, the Republican field is filled with ignorant idiots. I read today that Trump is leading the field of GOP hopefuls. How frightening.

- The Democratic field doesn't impress me either.  I don't see any candidate I would vote for, in either group.  The way I see it, the Republic is lost.  See my thoughts on Greece, below.  I think we may be in the same sinking boat and for at least some of the same reasons.

- Bill Cosby and his lawyer just need to go away. He admits he obtained drugs to give to women so he could have sex with them.  And his lawyer says there’s nothing illegal about that.  The word scumbag comes to mind.

- I regret to say so, but Sandra Bland created the circumstances for her arrest herself.  When a cop stops you, you comply with their requests whether you know the reasons why or not, you don’t run your mouth from beginning to end and when they tell you to get out of your car, you get out of your car. You comply. You do not ever physically resist a police officer. If you are wronged or mistreated in the course of a traffic stop, or other encounter with a law enforcement officer, the place to take up those grievances is after the fact, with the officer's supervisors, with local government, or in the justice system, period; out there beside the road is not the place, because it puts you in grave danger. 

That said, why was it necessary for her to put out her cigarette, and why was it necessary to make her get out of her vehicle? Up to that point, her comments had just been frank.  I watched the posted video of the stop. It looks like this officer showed poor judgment in his actions during this incident – his commands to her were in large part unnecessary under the circumstances. Whatever happened to all the “Andy Taylor” kind of cops we used to see?  Why was she still sitting in jail three days after an arrest which was questionable in the first place (?); was it really necessary or was it just putting her "in her place." Anyway, I still wonder why this young woman thought she needed to hang herself. 

When are we going to step back from viewing our own people, our own neighbors, our own children, as the enemy? That said, I just don’t see that the circumstances of that mishandled traffic stop should cause a person, any person, to think that they needed to end it all.  There’s something about this whole incident that we just don’t understand. Either this young woman was not as mentally healthy as everyone is claiming, or something else happened that is as yet hidden.

- Susan Smith murdered her two little boys twenty-some years ago by rolling her car into a lake with them strapped in their car seats.  Can you imagine the terror these two babies felt when their own mother was killing them, trapped and drowning in the dark? Now she tells us (from prison) that she’s not the “monster” we all think she is.  Sorry, but yes, yes she is.  She still doesn’t grasp the horrendous reality of what she did.  She is the worst kind of human garbage.

- Is there anyone in the world that believes that Iran will honor ANY commitments it makes on nuclear weapons programs, or anything else?  I think the comparisons between John Kerry and by extension, Obama, and Neville Chamberlain prior to WWII could very well be valid.

- The Greek economy is a disaster, and from what I see, the Greeks don't want to change any of the circumstances that led them to the brink of that abyss.  Why should the other countries of the EU continually be asked to bail them out, when they will do nothing to help themselves?  I think much of their difficulty is of their own manufacture -- and there will come a time when they have to fix it.  As they don't seem to want to "own" the problem, I don't see that happening anytime soon. 

- Is flying the stars and bars flag of the Confederacy really the problem in the USA?  Or is it that we as a people suffer from pervasive and systemic racism?  I hear comments from people frequently about how “those people” are taking “our” jobs, how they’re getting things they somehow don’t deserve, and so on.  “Those people” are us, and if you don't see it that way, it is a major failure on your part.

Diverting our attention from these very real problems into making it an argument about confederate symbolism is wrong, especially since that symbolism is about more than racism.  Let’s take it a step further, shall we?  We need to take George Washington off of our money, demolish the Washington Monument, etc.  He was a racist who owned slaves.  Let’s tear down Mount Vernon, since slaves worked that estate. Likewise Thomas Jefferson and Monticello, and many others of our founding fathers and the things they built.  Even Abraham Lincoln, the Great Emancipator, had demonstrably racist views and ideas.

Do we need to purge ourselves of all of these icons and memories?  The Confederate flag represents so much more than the racism of the old south.  I don't know about you, but when I see the stars and bars, what it means to me is southern pride - and southern defiance, which are very valued American traits. What the Civil War was really fought over was the question of who we are as a nation; are we a single entity, or are we an "at will" loose affiliation of sovereign autonomous states?  Slavery was simply the foremost issue and catalyst that brought that question to the point of armed resistance and conflict.  More than any other single event, that resistance and its outcome shaped our country into what it has become -- for both good and bad.  I am not generally in support of these revisionist purges. We NEED to remember.

What we need to do instead, is to recognize our past mistakes. 

What we really need to do instead is confront racist actions and attitudes everywhere we see them, for the stupidity they are, no matter who or which group they are directed against, no matter who is behind them. 

What we really need to do is try to figure out why so many of us think guns and killing people is the answer to every trouble, as happened in that church in South Carolina, where nine innocent people were executed, as happened in Lafayette, LA, in Oregon, and as continues to happen almost daily across this entire country (as well as around the world).

What we need to do is figure out how, exactly, we are breeding so much mental illness (and hatred) in the populace of our nation.  

What we need to do is remember to treat ALL others as we want to be treated, and recognize that all of us deserve the basic human rights that Americans say we cherish.

And we need to remember exactly who we are (all of us) and what we've done.

If we don’t do these things, who will?

7/03/2015

Happy Birthday, USA!

This is one of my favorite 4th of July stories.  The recounting of the story is by Jason Earle, writing for the Huffington Post on July 4, 2012.


I sit here in Princeton, New Jersey -- my hometown -- a small city, rich in history dating back to the Revolution, history especially relevant to this holiday weekend. Perhaps that's what's prompted me to sit down and write this post.


The Fourth of July is a "feel good" holiday. Most of us are going to find ourselves beach-bound or at picnics with friends and loved ones, eating and drinking to pleasant excess, enjoying fireworks, while trying to avoid bug bites and sunburn. It's a holiday which few people can take issue with. On a deeper level, to me it carries powerful meaning because of the freedoms that were delivered through our liberation from a tyrannical England, some 236 years ago. A few of the freedoms that still remain somewhat intact allow inspired people with creative ideas to pursue them for the betterment of those who they serve, while also creating a more abundant life for themselves, and those immediately around them. This is something I absolutely cherish. It's truly American.


While I suspect that our Founding Fathers are rolling over in their graves seeing what we have done with these very liberties and principles in the years that have followed, I will reluctantly hold back from making this into a political commentary. There's something far more interesting to follow, so bear with me, please.


Thomas Jefferson and John Adams became fast friends during the First Continental Congress but the political elections, which made them both presidents, illuminated their very different political views, creating a rift that would last most of their lives. A mutual friend engineered a reconciliation between the two, culminating in a rich and heartwarming relationship, documented in 12 years of letters between them, which historians say must be read to be fully appreciated. As two of the few surviving signers of the Declaration of Independence, they were finally able to see that they had far more in common than any differences they had once perceived.


Amazingly, on July 4th, 1826 -- the 50th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence -- these two luminaries died... within hours of each other. This alone leaves me spinning.


What's more, Adams' last words, as he drifted in and out of consciousness on his final day, were, "Jefferson...survives." Jefferson had passed away hours earlier. In his last moments, Jefferson awakes to ask his aides in his final utterance, "Is it the Fourth?"


Indeed it is, Mr. Jefferson. Today is the Fourth of July. We owe you and Mr. Adams tremendous thanks. Happy Independence Day!


6/17/2015

Transcontinental air travel in 1930 in the Tin Goose

Ford's venerable Tri-Motor - NC8407
If you had flown across the USA on a commercial airliner in 1930, the chances are good it would have been on this airplane -- or one similar to it. 


There were about 300 of these built, and they were obsolete in less than 5 years (1935).  The next generation was the Boeing 247 (for a short time) and then the magnificent Douglas DC-3, the capabilities of which engendered the explosion of airline travel that took place very quickly thereafter.  But the Tin Goose was the first real step toward the "modern" airliner, and was very rugged and safe -- not only for its time, but even today. They were built from about 1927 up into the early 30s.


Back then, you would have only flown during daylight hours. You and nine other lucky passengers typically changed to the train at dusk, at least in the beginning. Either way, the speeds were about the same -- 80-90 mph on the train, not much more on the airplane (about 105 mph). Overnight airline flights were still mostly a thing of the future (not until the mid-nineteen-thirties).   Trivia: Shirley Temple was a passenger on the very first westbound overnight airline flight on a DC-3!


You would have landed about every 300 to 500 miles along the way, to fuel up the three thirsty radial engines in places like Liberal, KS or Winslow, AZ where Charles Lindbergh sited the airfield and arranged for services. It wasn't only fuel - they burned LOTS of oil. This was part of the engine design and helped to keep the motors cool.  So they topped off the oil tanks as well as the gas tanks. 


Most of these old Fords came with Wright Whirlwind engines of about 300 hp ( 3 motors, so 900 hp total).  Later models switched to early models of the Pratt and Whitney radials that produced 450 hp.  The Pratts increased the airplane's climb performance, but decreased its cruise speed to about 90 mph. This had less to do with engine power and more to do with propeller design. 

These were air-cooled engines of similar "technology" as the motors installed on Harley-Davidson motorcycles.  They were reliable way beyond other engines of their day. This particular airplane (NC8407) later got upgraded with two 450 hp motors, and one 550 hp motor - making it the most powerful Ford 4-AT-E Tri-Motor ever built.  Just for contrast, the single engine of a P-51D fighter in 1944, 15 years later, produced 1,500 hp!


In-flight service in those early days was mostly coffee served out of a thermos - just like today, there was no such thing as an in-flight hot meal on most flights (but for different reasons). Unlike today, the passengers would get off the airplane at intermediate stops for meals, when that was necessary.


Ford Tri-Motor at Lake of the Ozarks, June 1968

The total trip time, coast to coast, was probably in the range of about 30 hours or more of flight, in a noisy, drafty and cold cabin. There was no cabin pressurization, so the Fords flew low and slow - along the way, you were still a part of the passing environment (and weather), not soaring above it like we do today.  Because of that, crashes (and deaths) were frequent.

Cabin heating was very ineffective. But most folks considered it an adventure!  This was the cutting edge of the most advanced technology existing -- and only 27 years after the Wright Brothers first got into the air. 


I took these pictures of NC8407 in 1968 at a little airport in Missouri - but you can still fly on this airplane today. It eventually found its way into the ownership of the EAA, and makes its way around the airshow circuit on a regular basis. If you search on the EAA's website, you can view some of their photos of this aircraft, in flight, inside and out.  They bought it years ago, and restored it from a storm-damaged wreck into beautiful condition.  These aircraft were built so strong, that this aircraft is probably just as safe today as it was in 1929 when it was built. 


The Big Jet
This, my friends, is the great granddaddy of that Big Boeing Jet that takes you to wherever you are going today in just a few minutes or hours - it was the Model T Ford of airliners. We went from the Tri-Motor to inter-continental jet travel in just 30 years.  Flying was certainly quite different when this venerable Ford was first on the line.  As for me, I'd rather fly on an old Tri-Motor than I would a new 737 - just for the sheer fun of it!

6/14/2015

Reality and the Nature of Death

Cranky Sage
Mortality has been on my mind. Before we start, I should tell you that I am not an atheist, although I lean in that direction. I hope that will be made clear should you read on and that you will see why I would think it important to make that distinction. That said, do you still believe in Santa Claus and the tooth fairy?  Do you cling to the idea that the earth is flat, or that the earth is the center of the universe and that all other celestial objects revolve around it?

Each person must arrive at their own “truth” regarding what they believe about the nature of life and the universe, but there is probably only one reality and every other belief will be dead wrong.  I suspect none of us are anywhere close to real truth, with our narrow minds and myopic frame-of-reference. 

I am more than willing to leave you (and everyone else in the world) to your own beliefs, and furthermore, not to say or do anything to convince you to believe the way I do, or to damage your ability to believe in your own chosen way.  This is why I do not often engage with those who talk about their religious faith. But I cannot in good faith participate with you in what I believe to be falsehoods, lies even, though I think that quite often, religious ceremony and traditions of many kinds are beautiful and comforting for some. 

I do not pray.  I do not ask the intervention of a god in worldly affairs or outcomes. My beliefs are obviously different than most others around me.  However, for the same reasons that I don’t accept religion in general, I am not certain that what I think is the most logical reality is in fact the truth. Further, what I believe is probably truth is not what I’d wish was truth.  What I hope for (but cannot logically accept) is that a benevolent and loving God exercises supreme authority over all, that there is a spirit world, that there is life on some plane after earthly death and that I will see my loved ones again.  I wish I could believe that there is biblical justice. I also wish, in much the same way, that there is truly a Santa Claus. 

Of course when I "hope" for these things, my hope is for you, because quite obviously, I'd be destined for the "other" place, since I am not a "believer." That's a joke, sweetie.

Alas, what I hope for is not what I believe is real. I think the reality is that there is no god (or gods), there is no spirit world, nor ghosts, and dead is dead; ashes to ashes, dust to dust means exactly that. - there's nothing else left.  There is no separate entity that we could call a "soul." We humans are not special and we are only unique in our own celestial neighborhood to the extent that we have developed and evolved. Any belief otherwise is a function of ego - and fear.

I am agnostic.  I have no confidence or belief in those things that I wish were true but that I cannot believe are real.  The idea of Christian “faith,” for example, as sufficient basis for belief is convenient. comforting nonsense (and in its extreme manifestations, it is often manipulative and dishonest). The fairy tale of religion is simply not credible.  

Religious beliefs (including a trust in a life after death) are a manifestation of our inability to accept the harsh truth that we have a very short existence, that this short life span is the extent of everything that is and that we are not the "center" of anything. The only thing we are the "center" of is our own limited imagination.

Do not quote the Bible to me – or any other religious book of any persuasion.  I do not accept that these texts are of a divine origin, any more than I believe in a virgin birth, that anyone has ever performed “miracles” or that virgins await the faithful Muslim jihadist in "heaven."  In the case of the Christian text, for example, from the very beginning, the wise men could not even agree on which books should be in it, and "truth" changes regularly based on exigent needs.  At best, those books contain learned wisdom; at their worst, they are toxic.

Atmospheric Wonders by Mandy
I hear and see people point to events, things, beauties, serendipitous coincidences, always with the comment that “there must be a God, because right there is evidence of God;” a beautiful sunset or the beauty of a landscape, for example, or when something has happened that is attributed to “godly intervention,” such as the seemingly miraculous recovery of someone who was near death, or who escaped death in some unbelievable manner. In every such case, the doubting side of my intellect thinks (but rarely says) that there is no logical connection, that there are other more realistic explanations.  

If you shared my cosmology and beliefs, attaching the intervention of “god” to such things is just as illogical and fanciful as is a belief in omens as predictors of the future, or the position of the stars as a control on earthly events and happenings, or a full moon as the “cause” of malevolent occurrences, or that the message in a fortune cookie is true. When you "give it over to God," I roll my eyes and say "please."  If you want something, or have some need, you are the one who can get it for yourself, not some imaginary supernatural deity.

You might ask, “why are we here? What is the purpose of life?"  I would turn your question around. Does there have to be a purpose; I'm not convinced. Believing that everything started from nothing by the hand of a “god” is just as unbelievably fantastical as believing that it wasn't, however unsatisfying that conclusion.  We can’t answer the question of how that might have occurred any more than we can fathom how a god might have done the same thing, or of how that god might have come about, or why that "loving" god lets the innocent suffer. 

We do not have to answer those questions here and now (but that's probably some of the difference between me and you). We cannot answer those questions of the why and the wherefore with the information that we have – or that will ever be known to us here.   We need to come to an acceptance of that unknown, because we can’t change it and we cannot solve it. 

The future of the sun - a Nova
Life is fragile – life is, while (I believe) universal, at best temporary and an aberration.  The possibility of life is strictly limited to a specific set of environmental limits; because the conditions of our celestial environment change over time, life as we know it is transitory.  Think about the fact of climate change at its extreme - our planet will in fact be hostile to life at some future time. 

What we should do is to accept life the way it exists for us (in our observed reality) – we must live with what we have and make the very best of everything that we can accomplish.  What we need to do is simply live. Like the old sayings – "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade" or "grow where you’re planted."  You get the idea. 

For me, this philosophy includes facing, accepting and making peace with the likely truth that this very short life is all there is.  I'm willing to bet that life is not a do-over (or something that continues past death).  My advice, therefore, is plan accordingly and practice good stewardship, because when it's over, it's over. Whether the fat lady (or Bob) has sung or not.

5/27/2015

My Mother, dearly loved and sorely missed.

Jeneva Lorene (Pruitt) Schaller, 95, passed peacefully away at 7:24 pm on May 26, 2015 after a long-term armed resistance against the ravages of old age and kidney disease. 

A Phoenix resident since 1952, she was born in Brown County, Indiana to Doyle Pruitt and his wife, Lula Belle. While the family moved around for a while during the depression years, she mostly grew up in Attica, Indiana, then trained as a nurse in Chicago, and married Robert W. Schaller in 1944.  The family relocated to Phoenix in 1952, for their first son's health and Dad's allergies. 

Mom as a teenager
The things she cared about most were her home, and her family. She always put others first, before her own needs.  Even at the end of her life, with everything that was happening to her and her physical disablement, she was still trying to care for others and worrying about them. She was always interested in and wanted to hear about what others were doing.

Mom loved gardening and flowers, and over the years turned a mostly-bare piece of desert ground in Paradise Valley into a beautiful desert oasis; the yard still blooms from her hand and efforts over many years.  Every year when the yard and the foliage is beautiful, I will think of her. She was very independent, self-sufficient and stubborn; she had opinions about everything. She was an extremely militant old lady!  I often referred to her as the Silver Panther (akin to "Black Panther?"  Same idea...)

Mom couldn't drive a car with a standard transmission, so she learned to drive in her 30s after Dad bought her a car with an automatic, and after that, he claimed he never saw her again. She continued to drive at high speeds until about age 90, at which time she hung up her keys and gave her car to her granddaughter.

L/R, Jeneva, Nelson, Doyle, Lula, Pearl and Mae
Nothing was ever more important to her than her family and she demonstrated that fact every day. She had two sisters Mae Whitmore, of Defiance, MO, and Pearl Moore, of Connersville, IN and one brother, Nelson, of Attica, IN.  Mom was preceded in death by two sons, Scotty and Tommy, her parents Doyle and Lula, her sister Mae and her brother Nelson, and husband, Robert W. Schaller.  She is survived by her beloved sister Pearl, her son Robert, and daughters Kristina and Ruth. She loved nine grandchildren and eleven great-grandchildren. 

Her interment was on May 30th, 2015 at Phoenix Memorial Park, located at 200 W. Beardsley Rd, Phoenix. One of the hardest things I've ever had to do was to leave her there. Friends and family met at Hansen Mortuary, 8314 N. 7th Street, Phoenix AZ around 8:30 AM for a brief visitation and 9:30 AM motorcade to the cemetery. The graveside service began at 10:00 AM and friends called at the family home after the burial.  In lieu of flowers, we asked for donations to the Salvation Army or to Hospice of the Valley. 

4/23/2015

Arizona Desert Yard in the Springtime

My Mom planted a yard full of water-conserving desert plants, but as you can see it is not without some color and beauty.  Of course, I've been using a LOT of water, and that doesn't hurt either... April 23, 2015  (As always, if you click on a photo, you get a larger format slide show; I took these with my phone camera (41mp) and the only alteration I have done with them is some cropping.  They are not otherwise digitally altered.)


 




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4/15/2015

Spring Road Trip: Northern Arizona

The Route
When you get cabin fever in April, there’s only one thing to do.  I planned an almost 800 mile journey through northern Arizona, a “big loop” that took in desert (all kinds, and both “painted” and otherwise), rim rock and canyons, high country and forests.  My route was from Phoenix, northwest on *US93 through Wickenburg to Kingman, northeast and east from Kingman on Old 66 as far as Seligman, then I-40 to Williams.  That ended day one.  From Williams on day 2, north on SR64 to Valle and the Grand Canyon National Park, then out of the park at Desert View and on to Cameron, Tuba City, Old Oraibi and the Hopi mesas, then south on SR87 all the way back to Phoenix. 


Interstate
*Note: Some international readers who have not visited the United States may not be familiar with our highway nomenclature:  An "I" preceding the number indicates a controlled-access "expressway" or "freeway," an "Interstate."  This is the "fast" road to take between points A and B. and equates to an "M" motorway in the UK. Drivers here often call it the super-slab, " which term is not generally complimentary. 

US Highway
A "US" highway prefix indicates a federally-maintained main highway, can sometimes be divided but just as often isn't and is equivalent to an "A" road in UK.  It runs through towns and cities, so it adds time to your journey, your average speeds and elapsed times will be slower, although not always significantly.


State Highway
Finally, an "SR” (at least in my writing) means it is a state highway, as opposed to a federally-maintained highway, or in application, a “lesser” route.  This is similar to a “B” road in the UK.  We also have county roads, which are more local in nature.  In its heyday, "66" was a US highway, these days it is a state route where it still exists; it is not complete and continuous anymore, although you can locate and drive many portions of it.

On maps (see the graphics!), an Interstate highway is identified with a blue, red and white "shield," a "US" route by a black and white shield, and a state route with that state's choice of sign -- often some motif involving that state's flag or geographical shape.  In my state, for example, we use a sign shaped like our state's outline, in black and white.  Now back to my story...

The purpose of this trip was the driving itself – but that’s not to say there weren’t interesting things to see and do along the way. My original plan was to meet some friends in southern Utah for a day of visiting, but that fell through for the present.  So instead, since I was not willing to stay home and was really excited at the prospect of doing some driving (which I haven’t been able to do for a while), I thought this would be an ambitious alternative for a two-day adventure (in reality, it was a day and a half).

SR51
10:30: There are two ways to get out of my end of Phoenix to the northwest – one, use Grand Avenue and beat your way through traffic for 25 miles until you get out of the business congestion of Peoria and Sun City, or you can drive north about 15 miles and take SR74 west past Lake Pleasant and across the desert to its junction with US60 west of Morristown.  I usually go that way – so this time I took the more congested route.  Call me crazy.  But I drove the Loop 101 out to Bell Road, then used that to go the last miles to Grand Avenue (US60). 

Up until the 1970s, Grand Avenue and US60 was the main route from Phoenix to Los Angeles.  It was very common for us to leave Phoenix in the evening, and drive to Los Angeles overnight to beat the summer daytime heat. The stretch of I-10 from Brenda (out by Quartzite) into Phoenix was the very last section of I-10 to be completed, so we had to use the old two-lane blacktop out to that point in far western Arizona.  From the northwest end of Phoenix, this old two-lane road is still a preferred route for me, since it is more scenic and the pace is slower.  I followed that as far as Wickenburg, where my route for this trip (US93) split off toward Kingman and Las Vegas.

Hassayampa Rest Area and Palo Verdes
11:00: On the highway southeast of Wickenburg, the Hassayampa River makes a brief above-ground appearance in a “wash” on the south side of the highway. The Nature Conservancy has created a lovely little rest area there.  The Hassayampa is an underground river for most of its length, and you only see water in most of it when it rains heavily. I used to stop here on my way back into Phoenix from central California when I was driving trucks – and I would run out of “steam” (and driving hours) just before reaching home.  It was a great place to stop for a nap.  The river creates a very green and lush riparian habitat for a brief distance in this very special place – like an oasis in the Sahara -- and it is always quite unexpected in the otherwise arid Sonoran Desert environment that you’ve been driving through.

Horse Shoe Cafe
12:00: I stopped to eat in Wickenburg at the Horseshoe Café.  It is a typical small-town restaurant (in terms of menu), and plays on the “old west” theme in an “old western” town.  The fare was almost completely fried foods.  I got a salad and a burger and onion rings – it was all good as far as it goes, but the portion sizes were very large and I wasted a lot of the food.  There’s no way I can still eat the typical “American-sized” portions a lot of places serve.  I guess that’s a good thing, as I abused myself in that regard for so many years.  The salad could have been the best (at least healthiest) part of it – a large plate of iceberg lettuce and onion, and some other things, maybe carrots…  But they did not spin the salad or otherwise dry the greens after washing them – so the result was that it was very watery on the plate.  So C+ for the first lunch of the road-trip.

US 93
13:00 – 15:00: The Highway of Death. The next leg of the drive was on one of the most dangerous highways in the United States (US93 between Wickenburg and I-40).  There are others like it in the country, but this is one of the worst – and still is on the sections that have not been divided and widened.  A few years ago, the state highway department erected little white crosses at each location along this road where a person was killed in a crash.  Each death got memorialized with a cross. They took many of those crosses down a few years back as part of the recent (and still ongoing) modernization and widening of the highway, but before they did I had someone else drive while I sat on the passenger-side and counted those white crosses.  Perhaps erected over ten or fifteen years, there were at least 337 of them along this 100 miles of roadway. 

There are several things that contribute to the extremely unsafe nature of this highway.   First, (before the current improvement project) the road and its foundations were designed and built in the 1930s.  It was designed and constructed for automobiles with expected highway speeds of 40 or 50 mph, maximum.  It was narrow and shoulder-less, with very little thought given to grades and banking in terms of safe driving. They built the road, but it was up to each driver to drive on it safely – a novel concept, eh? It’s what I call “personal responsibility.”

You see, we didn’t used to have the "Nanny State" that we have now.  In the latter half of the 20th Century, we drove this road at speeds of 65 and 75 mph (not that this was legal), whether it was safe at those speeds or not (It wasn’t.)  Along with that problem, the drivers on that highway are mostly headed to the gambling and drinking holiday meccas of our area – Laughlin and Las Vegas.  When they get there, they drink and they don't sleep, and most are in a hurry to get there or to get home afterward. So you have impaired drivers from both fatigue and chemicals, and you have a large number of drivers who exhibit great degrees of impatience – resulting in high speeds and unsafe passing. 

When you mix all of those things together on what already was an outdated and poorly designed road (in terms of modern road design, anyway), tragic results are completely predictable.  What remains to be seen is whether the recent improvement projects and widening (& dividing) of the highway will have any positive impact on the death rate on this road.  As it is, even today, I often go a different route to avoid it, or choose a time when some of the other drivers mentioned above are not as likely to be “out there.”  It saddens me whenever I think about it that many Americans are nothing but rank amateurs when it comes to driving.  There are so many unthinking and ignorant fools out there.

Joshua Tree
13:30: The highway just north of Wickenburg passes through one of only about three Joshua tree “forests” in Arizona.  I’ve driven this road so many times, and always enjoy passing through the area and seeing the very unique Joshuas, but I never thought much about why they inhabit that particular stretch of desert. So I looked it up. Noah Aleshire wrote about it on Arizona Scenic Roads and since he said it so well, I will quote his words here:

Running for 54 miles along US Route 93 northwest of Phoenix between the historic mining town of Wickenburg and the tiny town of Wikieup, the Joshua Forest Scenic Parkway crosses the blurred boundary between the Sonoran and Mojave deserts in western Arizona. Hardy creosote carpets the desert, while ocotillos thrust their straight barbed arms to the sky like a spring of thorns, frozen in midair. Saguaro cacti, the signature plant of the Sonoran Desert, thrive at the beginning and end of the drive, and great cliffs and canyons loom to the east and west.

At the heart of the parkway stands one of only three Joshua tree forests in the state. Joshua trees are to the Mojave Desert what saguaros are to the Sonoran – huge, perfectly adapted endemic plants that live nowhere else in the world. On this route visitors can see saguaros standing next to Joshua trees, the breathtaking union of two harsh, lovely deserts. When driving through the Joshua forests, remember that these plants aren’t trees but yuccas, and members of the lily family. Enduring temperatures between 30 and 125 degrees, thriving with oppressively little rainfall and living for as long as 300 years, these giant lilies seem to have little in common with other members of their family, abandoning the grace and fragility of lilies for resiliency.

Instead of thick concentrations, the first giant yuccas stand alone, popping out of the saguaro-dotted desert. Standing like grizzled sentries, Joshuas prefer the slightly higher and wetter parts of the desert, and so mark the edge of the Mojave. Thick, treelike trunks support the many chaotic forks of the Joshuas. The frenzied branches erupt randomly and in ungainly exuberance. Sharp green leaves bristle at the top and shaggy, dried-out spikes from years past cling to the branches and trunk. Early settlers looked at the yuccas and saw a plant brimming with hostile weaponry, calling them "dagger trees." Mormon pioneers, however, looked at the forked branches and saw the Biblical Joshua’s outspread arms. From March to May, the Joshua trees put out clusters of creamy-white blossoms and their lily heritage emerges, inviting pollination from yucca moths.

Most pollinators go from flower to flower to feed on pollen or nectar, thus inadvertently fertilizing them. The female yucca moth doesn’t eat pollen or nectar — she has different motivations. The moth intentionally collects pollen from one Joshua tree flower and deposits it in another, then lays her eggs inside the pollinated flower. By fertilizing that same flower, the moth guarantees that when her larvae hatch there will be developed seeds to eat, assuring the survival of the moths and the Joshua trees. http://www.arizonascenicroads.com/north_central/joshua_forest_article_1.html

The Joshua “trees” are so unique, you can’t help but notice them as you drive along this parkway.  I didn’t know that they inhabited that interface between the Sonoran and the Mohave deserts, where the elevation is getting higher (rising from 1000-1500 feet MSL to 3,000-4000 feet MSL) making the conditions in this corridor “just right” for them. They add to the scenic beauty of this area – which was once rife with “dude ranches.”  They make the area beautiful and perfect for trail rides, hay rides and cowboy campfire suppers, and you can do that today if you want; there’s still a few of those places left.

Heading north through the Joshua trees, you pass Nothing, AZ.  While there used to be a couple of roadside service businesses there, today it truly is “nothing.”  There’s not much left – it doesn’t even look like anyone is living there anymore.  Add it to the list of Arizona ghost towns.  I don’t have “nothing” more to say about it (except that the name fits...)

Burro Creek Camp
14:00: Burro Creek.  As the highway starts to climb you’ll find a little campground along Burro Creek as it passes underneath a high steel bridge.  I decided that on this trip, I would actually drive down the short paved road to the campground and the creek (which I had never done before) – and was surprised to find a lot of water there.  This was spring - there might not be quite so much water in the summer. But it would make a nice place for a winter, spring or fall desert camp.  It’s about 120 miles from my home in Phoenix. There is a fee for camping there – I believe it was $20-something.  The nights here would be much cooler than Phoenix!

Aquarius Mountains, north of Wikieup, AZ
14:30: A few miles up the highway I came to Wikieup – which is not very compact and stretches for a few miles along the highway as it travels through a long valley.  The only place of note (unless you need gas, a tow or a mechanic), is Lucha’s, at the far north end of the community, after you’ve passed everything else.  If it is open when you come by, Lucha's is a good place to eat if I remember correctly and there are some high-dollar curios that you can purchase.  These qualify as art rather than as trinkets, I’ve been told.  I haven’t been there for a long while, so I cannot vouch for that and it was closed this time as I passed so I still don’t know.  By the time you get this far on US93, most of the drive is behind you – the junction with I-40 is only about thirty more miles and then Kingman is just seventeen miles or so west of that.

Where the planes were parked
15:30: Having mixed it up with the rude truck drivers for the last few miles into Kingman, I took the first exit and connected with the old Route 66 roadway and turned eastward out of town.  I wanted a good picture of the aircraft boneyard as I passed the airport – but I couldn’t get a good vantage point from which to take a photo of the several jets waiting there for the scrapper’s blade.  There were several old DHL cargo jets waiting for the death blows. 

My interest in this place stems from its role after WWII as the final destination of many of the aircraft that served in the overseas theaters – I knew a pilot, a Canadian and RAF combat veteran, who flew in the Battle of Britain and later with the RCAF, and at the end of the war, he soloed B-17s to the Kingman airport (from Newfoundland) where they were stored temporarily and then scrapped, by the thousands.  Having seen Arizona, this man liked it so much that he chose to live here. When he applied for a US pilot's license, the government refused him, saying he didn't have enough "verifiable experience" to qualify for it (after him having soloed B-17s from Gander to Kingman...).  They issued him a "student" certificate and he flew on that for the rest of his life, as far as I know.  It was just Higgins' way of telling the stupid government to "stuff it."   Anyway, I never saw the stored planes there – they were all gone by the time I was old enough to drive or fly.  But I did get a photo of the area where those old planes had been parked in the nearby desert as I passed by the other day. 

Along Old 66
I always enjoy the famous old highway across northern Arizona – the Mother Road – old US 66.  Route 66 figured prominently in one of our mass migrations as a nation – during the Great Depression, many hard-luck Americans packed up what little they owned and left when their farms and businesses failed. They followed US66 to California from the Midwest and the Dustbowl. Route 66 was the “highway of hope” leading them to the "land of milk and honey." Overall, you may know that the route started in Chicago in the east, and ended on the beach at Santa Monica, California. Even when I was a kid, people still drove it when they moved west seeking better climate or better opportunities -- or both.

Arizona’s stretch of the storied road is one of the longest stretches still intact. It was superseded by I-40 in the early 1960s (and farther east, by I-44) and many waypoints and towns just folded up and died. Those that survived now glory in the road's history and the associated nostalgia, especially among those of my generation. They’ve even put up some facsimiles of the famous roadside Burma Shave signs to entertain those of us who treasure American highway kitsch. You can still see some of the old places that served the people and travelers along the way – the most recognizable are the old gas stations with their distinctive shapes and awning-covered driveways, and of course the old motor courts – or motels, mostly in ruins now.  I wonder if someone could make a killing by building a new, modern motel along this stretch of road, but in the old art-deco "motor-court" style, and with plenty of neon lighting. There are ranches here and there and one of our busiest transcontinental railroads (the BNSF) follows the same route.

Peach Springs
16:30: In between Kingman and Seligman, you pass through the Hualapai Reservation and its capital, Peach Springs. It’s a beautiful stretch passing through a very scenic part of Arizona.  When I was a student, probably in college, I remember reading in a literature class an account of a young school teacher’s arrival by train in post frontier-era Kingman (perhaps 1890s or early 1900s), and her journey by wagon to her schoolhouse in a Hualapai community. It recounted as well the warm greeting she was given by the locals upon her arrival; a new school teacher was a cause for celebration. I wonder how long it took some local cowboy or business man to marry her (?); women were very scarce here at the time.  Anyway, I have tried to find that story again but haven’t been able to locate a copy of it – but I watched along this stretch of road for old schoolhouses.  There is one at Hackberry and I wondered if that was the one where she had taught all those years ago. It might have been the one, but I don't remember now where she was destined. 

I drove along in the late afternoon, stopping frequently to take photos; the light was gorgeous. I was in no hurry at all, running maybe 60 mph, but others were flying past at 70 and maybe even 80+ in some cases.  The only reason to drive this highway is to enjoy and soak up that history (if you’re in that much of a hurry, you’d take the nearby Interstate, right (?)).  I don’t understand why others would be in such a hurry here… you can’t even read the Burma Shave signs at those speeds!  So I just moseyed along.  I did my own speeding later on…

In the middle of Peach Springs, you can stop at the tourist agency and get a permit to drive Diamond Creek Road – which leads to the Colorado River at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.  It’s the only place along the entire length of the canyon where you can do that (you can drive to the water's edge at Lee's Ferry, but that's not actually in the Canyon itself).  This road (although unpaved) doesn’t normally require four-wheel drive, although it runs through the waters of Diamond Creek at the end.  Don’t bother if you are riding a motorcycle though – the Hualapai don’t allow bikes on that road. I argued about that, but I lost of course.  I figured if my uncle could get there in a Ford Escort, I could easily do it on a motorcycle. As little as ninety years ago, the road didn't exist even in primitive form - it was nothing in those days but a trail.  Emery Kolb (famous entrepreneur and adventurer at the Grand Canyon) used the Diamond Creek trail to get to the Colorado River when he searched for Glen and Bessie Hyde, a honeymooning couple who disappeared along the River while boating through Grand Canyon on their honeymoon in a home-built scow. They were never found, and their story is laced with intrigue and mystery, and some say perhaps even murder.  One fanciful myth had Bessie living out her last years as a tour guide and boatwoman on Grand Canyon's commercial  raft trips.

The road to Hualapai Hilltop and Supai
East of Peach Springs a few miles, you’ll pass the junction of Indian Route 18 – the road to Hualapai Hilltop. If you’ve planned ahead and made reservations with the Havasupai Tourist Agency, you can drive about 60 miles north on Indian 18 to Hilltop.  From there you can hike about 10 miles (each way) and visit the Havasupai on their reserve and see the cold beautiful turquoise blue waters of the several falls on Cataract Creek below the community of Supai; and swim in them.  Don’t hike without reservations – they won’t let you stay if there’s no room and there often isn’t.  When that happens, those folks are forced to turn around and hike the ten miles back to Hilltop. But if you’ve planned ahead, it’s a great Arizona memory to experience and have. I’ve been down there about ten times. If you'd like to read about that, just follow the link!

Back on Route 66, a few more miles and you’ll pass by Grand Canyon Caverns.  I don’t usually stop – but it’s worth a look if you’ve never seen it before.  I took the guided tour through the cavern once when I was staying at their motel the night before a hike to Supai.  Seligman is about twenty miles farther.  I always look for the building that housed the Texaco station that Andreas Feininger photographed back in the 1940s – and on this pass through town I think I might have finally spotted it.  It is no longer a gas station, if what I saw was the correct building, but I saw a block building that might possibly have been the one.  Seligman doesn’t look a thing today like it did in 1947 when Mr. Feininger took his famous photo.

Seligman, 1947 by A. Feininger
16:05: The last few miles for the day were along I-40.  I encountered some extremely rude (and dangerous) truck drivers along this stretch of highway, which should not surprise me at all.  I remember when many drivers were “knights of the road” and were true professionals. I see many these days that don’t even come close to that – I suppose that mirrors our society in general.  The national CDL licensing standard was supposed to increase skills and professionalism in the field – how ironic that it seems to have had the opposite effect. Rudeness has become very common – even considered admirable by some. 

The trouble is, when you are in control of where a thirty-five ton truck is pointed, that rudeness is dangerous and often kills innocent people.  A 72,000 lb semi, for example, driven at 65 mph, is carrying the equivalent of over 700 tons of "crash force." My suggestion to other drivers is to give the jerks plenty of room so they can’t surprise you. Some of them think absolutely nothing about changing lanes in front of a vehicle moving 75 mph while they are only doing maybe 25 mph on a grade, and they don't care at all if you wind up in the ditch, or dead.  Never drive in close proximity to a truck – if you need to pass, do it carefully and as quickly as you can.  There’s more than one good reason for that.

18:35: I arrived in Williams, my destination for the night, at about 6:30 PM.  I had a reservation at the Canyon Motel and RV Park.  It was among the least expensive places in town and was still highly rated in reviews that I read.  I found it satisfactory in most regards, although I did not like the bed – it was obvious it was fairly new, but it was not very comfortable – one of those foam mattresses I think, given its consistency and shape.  The place was clean though, and inexpensive compared to some other places around town.  One of the attractions is that they have several old railroad cabooses that you can rent as motel lodging – which might be fun, especially for kids.  Or train buffs!  My biggest gripe was that they mounted the televisions high on the walls – next to the ceilings.  I had taken a DVD player and a couple good western movies – and I couldn’t connect the player to the TV because the wires weren’t long enough to reach the TV way up there by the ceiling!  I asked for a different room, because I had really looked forward to the movie-fest, but they didn’t have any others available.  I was hoping there was still a room or two with a television “mounted” on a table; alas, there was not.  So anyway, I was a bit torqued about that.

Canyon Motel Respite
I got settled in, fooled around with my laptop computer and wi-fi trying to upload the day's photos to the Cloud, failed at that, finally thought maybe I’d better go find something to eat before everything closed up.  In Williams, I always seem to end up at Rod’s Steakhouse for supper.  I don’t find Rod’s as good as it used to be, but it’s still OK; the service was friendly at least.  As with most everything else in Williams, it is over-priced.  The merchants in the town are fairly vigorous about fleecing the tourists.  About the only thing I found in Williams besides my particular motel that I thought was totally reasonable was breakfast at the Route 66 Diner (east end of town).  There, I got a decent bacon and eggs breakfast for about $7 plus tip.  I could complain about how my eggs were cooked, but they obviously didn’t care and I ate them anyway, so why bother.  I am very picky about my fried eggs… 

20:30: My dinner at Rod’s was a generously-sized slice of prime rib of beef, even though it was the smallest cut.  I think it was called the "princess" cut... They served it at the right degree of doneness, but it was still very heavy and dry (too lean).  I shouldn’t complain about a piece of beef being too lean – but the fact is that prime rib needs to be a little fatty for the flavor.  I ate some of it, sliced the rest into thin strips and took them out in a box for my next day’s lunch.  I bought a package of pita breads at the local grocery, snatched some mayo from the deli and had pita-pocket prime rib sandwiches for lunch at a picnic area in Grand Canyon National Park.  And served that way, there was nothing to complain about.  About ordering the “ladies’ cut” of prime rib?  The server raised her eyebrow at me in disdain, but I told her that I really was a macho-man, just not a very hungry one at that specific moment.  Even worse, I was cold, and there was no way I was going to drink coffee that late in the day – so I ordered hot tea.  And with that she knew in her mind that I really was a big wuss; there was no redemption after that.

Before going to bed, I tried to watch a DVD program on old ghost towns on my PC, but got sleepy very quickly, gave up and went to bed.  I awoke at 0800, got myself together, got everything EXCEPT my Bluetooth earpiece into the car; didn’t find out about that omission until I got a call from the motel once home.  They wanted $15 plus shipping costs to mail it back to me, so I invited them to keep it.  Which is what they probably wanted all along.  I've already replaced it with one that cost me $12.

09:00: I got my breakfast, then headed up the road toward the Grand Canyon.  This is another stretch of road where everyone seems to be in a hurry – the tourists who rent cars (and probably many of the locals as well) think the proper speed for SR64 must be about 95 mph, because that’s how fast a lot of them go.  At least on that road, there isn’t much else to see until you get to Tusayan, so maybe I can understand their impatience a little more than I do when it's on Route 66... and except for the unsafe passing. They are in such a hurry to get around you that they don’t care how safe or unsafe it is.  It’s a good road for loss-of-control single-car wrecks and head-ons and like US93, lots of fatalities.  These are the same folks you'll see later at the Grand Canyon overlooks -- they look at the expansive vista of one of the Seven Wonders of the World that's laid out before them for all of ten seconds, toss their empty plastic water bottles on the ground and drive on at high velocity to the Park exit. Then they tell all the folks back home they've "seen the Grand Canyon" and how they weren't very impressed.

Planes of Fame at Valle - a Stinson Reliant
10:30: About two-thirds of the way to Tusayan, at the junction of US180 and SR64, you pass through the small community of Valle  (pronounced “valley”).  For me, the only thing of real interest at Valle is the Arizona branch of the Planes of Fame Air Museum, which has moved into a new building in the last few years and the collection is in better shape for the most part than it was the last time I stopped there.  Many of the aircraft look like you could jump right in and go flying. They have three transport-category aircraft there, including a very famous one that played a role in a disagreement between a famous five-star general and his Commander-in-Chief, and there is also a now-very-rare Martin 404.  You don’t see too many of those anymore.  The big C-121 is looking fairly ragged, and I hope they are working to bring it back to an airworthy condition again.  Like the Martin, it's one of only a few remaining examples. Inside the Museum, there is much of interest for any aviation-minded person, including at least one type of airplane that I have piloted myself; it is rather distressing to me that aircraft that I flew (not that many years ago) are now considered museum pieces. I spent most of the time I had set aside for Grand Canyon National Park at the air museum.  I don’t regret it, I can get back to the Canyon anytime I have the time – it is a “destination of choice” for me so I will, as long as I don’t get rubbed out first.

The Big Ditch
12:30: I arrived at Tusayan (the service community at the south gate to Grand Canyon National Park) about lunch-time, so I drove into the Park and found a place to eat my picnic along the East Rim drive.  This took longer than I thought (finding a picnic spot) because more and more of the overlooks are closed to private vehicles now – in order to get to them you have to use the transportation provided by the National Park Service and its contractors. But I finally succeeded, ate my lunch and then drove off down the road.  I stopped at the major overlooks and communed with the vistas, the ravens and one back-country hiker, skipped my customary stop for oohing and awing at Desert View, and went on out of the Park toward Cameron and points northeast. From here on, it was mostly scenery and driving, which is always good for me. I found a small stretch of an older now abandoned SR64 alignment alongside the present road as I pulled off the highway for a photo of the Little Colorado Gorge.  Not in very good shape, but still drivable where I was.

Old Road
14:20: In Cameron, I stopped for gasoline and a Coke, and gave away my entrance ticket for the National Park.  They cost twenty-five dollars and are non-transferable, but I paid in cash and they are good for seven days – so I found someone headed toward the Park to give it to.  Call me a bad man.

Near Hotevilla and Second Mesa
On Indian lands now, driving north on US89, the colors of the Reservation lands were very vivid.  Later in the year, as everything heats up, especially during the middle of the day, the colors get washed out in haze and yellow sunshine.  But this time of year, the sky is Arizona blue, and the colors of the landforms are clear and bright and full of contrast.  This is when people know exactly what you mean when you call it the “Painted Desert.”  It was so beautiful.  I turned right on US160 toward Kayenta, and stopped a few miles down the road in Tuba City.  “Tuba” wasn’t a brass horn, but a leader of the Navajo people quite a few years ago.  I stopped long enough to grab some fast food, as there wasn’t much ahead of me for about 160 miles or so – except highway.  Not even a gas station.  But I drove along, enjoyed the beauty of the land, stopped for photos whenever I saw something dramatic and finally reached the Hopi villages.  I was looking for a refreshment stop but didn’t find one.  I contented myself with my McNuggets and some now-warm bottled water, and drove on. 

Near Teas Tos, on the Dinetah
Coming down off the Hopi mesas, the road stretched out in front of me for mile after mile.  At this point, it was about 60 miles to Winslow and nothing much between the two points (see photo) except the Dinetah and a few sheep and cattle here and there.  There was not any traffic on the road to speak of, and I really didn’t expect to see any law enforcement units on that afternoon.  I increased my speed (slightly, only slightly), set the cruise control and turned up the tunes!  I drove that 60 miles in about 45 minutes.  And for all my pissing and moaning about other people speeding, I enjoyed it.  As I approached I-40 the last few miles, I slowed it down and motored stately into Winslow.  The most interesting thing for me at Winslow is the airport.  It was surveyed and planned by Charles Lindbergh in the 1920s as a fuel and service stop for the early airliners.  They had to land frequently for fuel and oil, and the flights took so long, for the passengers' comfort as well.  Winslow was one of the stops along the way from the mid-west to California. 

Crossing the Mogollon Rim
17:00: From this point, it was all about getting home by a decent hour, so I kept on going.  The road south of Winslow goes fairly straight across the Colorado Plateau (scrub vegetation, no trees) for quite a distance, then after you get into the forest again, you come to the edge of the Mogollon Rim.  This escarpment stretches across central Arizona for several hundred miles; it separates high Arizona from low Arizona, and its “top” is covered in Ponderosa pines, at least wherever they haven't been burned down by "outdoorsmen" and their often unattended or unextinguished runaway campfires.  Don't call me bitter...

I stopped at Long Valley (just south of Clint’s Well) intending to get some soup, but the restaurant must have had a slow day and they had just closed their doors a little early.  They didn’t want to sell me any soup.  But I wasn’t all that hungry anyway, having eaten several things I got at that McDonald’s earlier along the way and I headed on down the road and down the switchbacks and off the Rim.  It was getting dark, so my last couple of photos were taken along that stretch right around Long Valley before I ran out of daylight for photography. 

20:00: I stopped in Payson long enough to squeegee my windshield (beaucoops bugs), then drove on.  There was a long stretch of road work that slowed me down around Mt Ord, but after that it was clear sailing into Mesa and Phoenix. SR87 between Payson and Mesa is almost like interstate super-slab, so normally it is a pretty quick drive.  I arrived at the end of my driveway with 780 miles on the clock at about 21:30, a couple of hundred dollars less wealthy – and wishing I’d had a couple more days to roll.

Chevy Malibu on the Indian Nation
Keep it between the fence-posts and the shiny side up! I am road-Bob!